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Would you like to watch a pro-natalist video from Singapore…and Mentos or something? The answer is sort of that you wouldn’t because it is the single most embarrassing thing in the world. It’s waaaaay more like the Lonely Island’s (awesome) song “I Just Had Sex” than it is like anything remotely appropriate as a domestic policy, er, proposal. But it is real. (Congratulations on the 50 years, Singapore!) I mean, you can see that it’s intended to be funny, yet… “Aw yeah baby, I want to hang out in your void deck.” THIS WAS...

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1. Sofia Vergara was starstruck by Lady Gaga because, well, it’s Lady Freakin’ Gaga!

2. Portlandia star Carrie Brownstein brought indie filmmaker/author/magical human being Miranda July as her date last night.

3. Uzo Uduba brought her sis to the Emmys (and even thanked her during her acceptance speech), but in between all of the tears and joy (and tears of joy), the cute siblings took some silly selfies.


A photo posted by Uzo Aduba (@uzoaduba) on Sep 20, 2015 at 6:32pm PDT

4. John Stamos fled the Emmys with Will Forte and a suitcase full of swag....

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-> "Fatherlover"

Original Song Title: "Motherlover"

Parody Song Title: "Fatherlover"

Parody Written by: Sparki

The Lyrics

to be sung by two women. decidely less smutty than the original.

GIRLFRIEND A: Oh, Man! GIRLFRIEND B: What's up, girlfriend? GF A: I forgot it's father's day GF B: didn't get a gift for him? GF A: Shopping and manicures got in the way. He'll be so disappointed GF B: Oh, no, I forgot it too GF A: This could have been avoided GF B: What are we supposed to do? GF A:...

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Stella, from left: Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain

This article is part of 2005 Week on Noisey, where we revist all the best and worst pop culture relics from a decade ago. 

“Can you be funny without dryhumping each other and sucking on dildos?” This is what David Wain remembers a Comedy Central executive asking him when he pitched the network the idea to turn Stella, the three-man comedy troupe he started eight years prior with Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black, into a sitcom. It was a valid question. “And it turned out, the answer was no,” deadpans Black.

That interaction...

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Just like Tina Fey and BFF Amy Poehler, or Arya Stark and her hate for the Lannisters, music and the Emmys will always go hand in hand. So, in preparation for the 67th Annual Emmy Awards on Sunday, we look back at some of the best music moments from the award show's past. Spoiler alert: There's a lot of Jimmy Fallon. 

Taylor Swift and Jimmy Fallon Among Early Emmy Winners

1994 - Jason Alexander sings a TV theme song medley featuring a number of shows including The Addams Family, Gilligan’s Island, and many more. It was such a hit, there was a part two...

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When Andy Samberg was on SNL, he and the Lonely Island ushered in a new era of digital shorts that became their calling card. From "Dick in a Box" (which won an Emmy in 2007) to "I'm On a Boat," the trio could make a Sunday trip to see the Chronicles of Narnia sound like gritty gangster rap. They put those skills to good use tonight when Samberg opened the Emmy awards.

In all his years of hosting the Oscars, Billy Crystal proved one major thing: If you want to grab the audience's attention from the get-go, you...

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Are the Lonely Island guys just making up their new movie as they go along? We’ve known the project was in the works since August, but just last week they released a teaser poster for the boy band parody film that said “We’re shooting the shit out of this movie” and offered the title as Top Secret Untitled Lonely Island Movie. Then, earlier today, we reported that the movie’s official title will be Conner4real and that Tim Meadows will be in it. At the very least, why didn’t they tell us...

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New details have emerged regarding The Lonely Island’s Judd Apatow-produced feature-length film. Deadline reports that the comedic trio’s Hollywood debut is called Conner4Real and features a cast including Sarah Silverman, Imogen Poots, and Tim Meadows.

As previously reported, the film “takes aim on the fluffy music documentaries of recent years such as Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never and Katy Perry’s Part of Me. It centers on a rapper whose latest album bombs and he must do the unthinkable: a reunion concert with his former boy band,” according to The Hollywood Reporter.

All three members of The Lonely Island — And...

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Judd Apatow has several exciting projects on the way, including the Amy Schumer-starring Trainwreck and a new Pee-wee Herman film. You can now add to that list a full-length film starring The Lonely Island, the comedic trio of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone.

Production officially began in Los Angeles this week. There’s no title quite yet, but The Hollywood Reporter has details on its plot, and it sounds pretty terrific. The film “takes aim on the fluffy music documentaries of recent years such as Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never and Katy Perry’s Part of Me. It centers on...

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UPDATE: The Lonely Island's new film will be titled Conner4Real, Deadline reports. In the comedy, Andy Samberg will portray a rapper whose new album bombs, forcing him to reunite with his old boy band. Former SNL actor Tim Meadows has also joined the cast.

The Lonely Island are taking on the bloated music documentary format with a new big-screen spoof in the works with Universal. The comedy trio of Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer began shooting the film in Los Angeles this week, with Taccone and Schaffer co-directing and Judd Apatow producing.


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